Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...