Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...