Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Home Alone children
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12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Automotive horror
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Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...