What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!