They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...