If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...