Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...