Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...