English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...