Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...