You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...