What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...