Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...