Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...