Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...