Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...