Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...