Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...