Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...