What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
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One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...