Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...