You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...