What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...