Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.