Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...