spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...