What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.