Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...