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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!