Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...