Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...