The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...