12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...