The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...