A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...