Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What is the oldest profession?
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Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...