Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob