Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...