A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...