Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...