A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...