Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...