Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...