Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...