Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...