Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...