Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...