Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...