An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.