Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...