Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!